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My sMs tReAsuRe Acknowledgement This book is a accumulated efforts of a lot of bodies & additionally things. Aboriginal & foremost I would like to acknowledge my angel parents, & afresh my accompany (because all the sMs actuality are forwarded by them only, so I anticipate they should be thanked aboriginal ! ) & afresh there are some of my ancestors too who acquire beatific me letters & afresh if I abide I would absolutely won’t acquire abundant money to broadcast blow of my book. Additionally secondly I would acknowledge my accomplished skeleton that includes all my anatomy genitalia (especially my hands) who co-operated me a lot while accomplishing these activities.Lastly there is addition or rather article which is the best important i. e. my laptop & cellphone afterwards which I wouldn’t alike acquire dreamed of arising such a book.
Information I charge to acquaint that those sMs actuality are acutely not composed by those whose name is accounting beneath it, but those are the ones who acquire beatific me these letters & appropriately I acquire accounting their names beneath it. The alleged appellation of “author” is not acceptable to this book for me as I myself acquire not composed these letters so I would adulation it if I m rather actuality alleged a Typist.Well, the Typist is belief in High School & is a abundant fan of sMs (hope this abundant advice about typist is abundant for formality! ). Now I would ask u to leave these arid jobs & get active with some alloyed sMs as this book is not about any specific blazon of sMs. Please analysis out this book & to accelerate me your thoughts, aloof abutting your eyes & smile already with abounding of happiness, your thoughts will ability me no amount wherever you are. Dedicated to the addition appropriate whom my affection belongs, that is YOU * (at the bottom)* Hey that’s absolutely a bald antic if u accord to the MALE adoration ! folio 3 end) Anybody is activity to aching u eventually or afterwards … U aloof acquire to apprehend what is account …
The actuality or the affliction . - Shilpa Vahini Accompany ! Who are they ? The one who holds u r duke in a crowd, which is adjoin u & says “tu astriction mat le yaar apan sab sambhal lenge…” The one who curtains u r aback aback u r amiss & says “I Apperceive it aise gaphle bas tu hi kar sakta hain! ” The one who does aggregate for u but afresh refuses to booty acknowledgment . ”abe ye academism ka natak mat kar…” The one who msgs u adage “abe acknowledgment toh kar” The one who makes u smile & stops u r tears & starts arrant him/her –self “Ankh capital bhi abhi hi kachra girna tha aur tu bandage kar apna ye radio” Accelerate this to all u r friends, alike to those who are not in blow or who are far abroad from u …-Deepika U hv 20 mins to acquaint u r accompany that u adulation them contrarily this ages will be u r affliction mont , so “I LOVE U Friendsss” Tyms active accelerate it fast …& acknowledgment me additionally if I am…. -Deepika Ek bacha aperture alarm bajane ki koshish kar raha tha . Ek buzurg admi ne dekha, to jakar alarm baajayi aur bola – Aur kuch beta ?Bacha – Aur kya ab bhag ! -Priyanka Nice Lines “Even the best able actuality is weaker in advanced of the best Happiest actuality in the apple ” …
So be blessed Foreevvveerrr… –Shilpa Vahini Awesome msg – “Start alive to accomplish u your dreams , or abroad sum day sum1 will put u in assignment to accomplish their dream! ” - Deepika Success formiula to apprentice from baptize : Adjust u rself in every bearings &in any appearance & best chiefly consistently acquisition out u r own way . Deepika Amazing but accurate : “There may be added than 8. 5 billion bodies in this apple … but , sumtimes u aloof charge ONE :D” -Deepika A accurate actuality : If anybody is blessed with u , afresh absolutely u acquire fabricated a lot of compromises in u r life…!!! -Deepika Activity can be happier & stressless if we bethink aloof one simple anticipation : “We deceit acquire all that we admiration , but God will accord us all that we deserve.
” –Deepika Few accurate bandage of lyf …; Ur fav song will say added abt u , than u r aperture anytime will… & d day u apprentice hw not to cry is d day u apprentice to abhorrence & ignore… & u no u had fun aback u deceit acquaint u parents what u did…. & a acquaintance is sum 1 u acquaint u r belief to .. abest acquaintance is sum1 who is in all those belief !!! – Deepika Allocution added with sum1 who makes u blessed … but, try to allocution at atomic a few account with sum1 who deceit be blessed afterwards u & feel the aberration … -Yash S. A apperception can balloon abounding things but accurate affection never forgets annihilation .So try to balloon sum hearts which will never balloon u for blow of its life….
–Yash S. Straight Insult- Husband : ye kaisa khana banaya hain tumne bilkul gobar jaisa . Wife : he bhagwan !! Is admi ne to har chiz chakh rakhi hain !!!! -Ninad Ek kaam kar yaar
. . . tu na ??????????? Is msg ko annul kar de isme kuch nahi hain … -Priyanka Anticipation for the day: “Never belittle anyone” An ant ability be baby but it can chaw u r bum can u chaw its bum ?? aloof brainstorm -Priyanka Do u apperceive which is d best allotment of activity ? Aback u r ancestors understands like u r acquaintance & u r accompany acquire u like a ancestors ! – Shilpa Vahini I appetite to alive ling activity ! Not in d apple ! Aloof in u r affection as a bst acquaintance … -Sushmit Alset RAat ko chupke se ati hain pari, Kuch khushiyon ke sapne lati hain pari , kehti hain sapne kea gosh capital kho jaon , bhul ke saare gum chup buck so jao .. Sushmit Alset Dil todne walo ko saza kyun nahi har kisi ko pyar ki dua kyun nahi ? Log kehte hain ishq to ek bimari hain phir medical abundance capital uski dawa kyun nahi ???? –Sushmit Alset DOOB maro nikammo ( - _ - ) ( - _ - ) / I I / )( / )( Shoab ne saniya jaisi ko phasa liya aur tumse abhi tak mohalle walli nahi pati ….
. – Sushmit Alset Aaj bi-weekly capital padha ki dosto k isms karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti hain to aaj se bandage …kya sms ? . . .
. are nahi bi-weekly band.. DOSTI ZINDABAD. –Maitrayee Thirsty babble adventure in hinglish.. nce aloft kagla, sitting on a dagla, he was actual pyasa, actuality n there bhatka afresh saw a matka sum stones patka little baptize gatka n satka .
–Maitrayee Kahte hain achcha dost maths ke aught jaisa hota hain jiski waise toh koi kimat nahi hoti par who jiske sath jud jaye uski kimat 10 guna badh jati hain . –Maitrayee 10 mins allocution with an able actuality is according to apprehend accepted ability books for accomplished day, so don’t alternate 2 allocution to a ability person. –Maitrayee 3 things dat should not be asked
A mans Wage
A womans Age
A acceptance allotment . It hurts .
–Yash S.Student - Accord me sum added time Accord me sum academician accord me addition adventitious to address my cardboard already afresh . Examineer – nanananananananan. –Maitrayee New films appear in theatres afterwards xams .
Tension aaj kal
Pack up sid
Ajab abridgement ka ghazab paper
-Maitrayee Anytime any prob any advice aloof accord me alone absent alarm . I will anon . . .
. . . “give u addition absence call. ” -Maitrayee Hum Indians - barish mili toh bhigna shuru, aarat mili toh nachna shuru aur sms mila acknowledgment chodkar . . . advanced karna shuru.
– Maitrayee 3 days, 74 hours, 4320 account 25920 abnormal pehle apko Blessed Accord Day in advance. –Shilpa Vahini Santa 1st time alike capital baitha jaise hi alike agla tyre upar utha santa pilot ko marne laga aur bola “sale capital pehle hi dara hua huin aur tum achievement mar raha hain !! ” - Maitrayee A 5yr boy asked his acquaintance what is friendship? He replied accord is aback u rob my chocolates accustomed from my bag I still accumulate it in aforementioned place. Sushmit Alset 1 night I woke from my dream n saw my books were singing assumption ??? which song ??? . . . “zara zara blow me blow me blow me zara zara authority me authority me” -Maitrayee If u get my sms I m acceptable , if u save my sms u accede I m acceptable if u advanced my sms u r overextension I m acceptable , if u annul my sms u r anxious bcoz I m too good.
–Maitrayee Identification of student
Books in bag – bihar
Books in duke – delhi
Rolled books in jeans – Mumbai
No books no astriction bt adaptable in easily – Nagpur we rock. –Sushmit AlsetHum jabhi apki duniya se jayenge itni khushiyon aur pyar de jayenge ki jabhi yaad karoge is pagal ko hasti akhon se bhi asuun nikal ayenge . –Sushmit Alarm has no complete till sum1 rings it.
Songs has no tune until sum1 sings it so never adumbrate u r animosity bcoz it has no amount till sum1 feels it . – Shilpa Vahini Attitude rocks : maa bete se : uth jaan kambakht dekh suraj kab ka nikal aya hain beta : to kya hua amma who sota bhi toh mujhse pehle hain na ! -Sushmit During a war adversary soldier captures some women n says I appetite animus , I will abduction all of u . Young adult – plzz leave r grandma Grandma – . . Shut up ! War is war !!!! –Sushmit What is gaali ? krodh ke samay abundant se nikle ashudh shabd athwa shabdon ka samuha jinke ucharan ke paschat wyakti ka hriday ko shanti ka anubhav hota hain . –Sushmit On a address a CA,Enginner, Doctor were sailing . Suddenly devil appeared n said bead annihilation of u r best n if I acquisition it I will eat u n if I wont I will be u r assistant .
CA alone a pen, devil begin it n ate him. Doctor alone aggravate devil begin that additionally n ate him. Engg opened a baptize canteen n caked sum water…!! -SushmitSon: Ma kya gandhiji mar gaye Mom :ha beta Son : Nehru Mom: wo bSon : desh me achche log nahi hain kya? Mom : aisa mat bol beta “whomsoever” zinda hain …. –Sushmit I said “I m the sweetest actuality in the apple ” GOD laughed 7 said delay u acquire not met the actuality account this sms . . . .
Moral : Alike GOD can able jokes ! –Sushmit Kisi ka hath thamkar chodna nahi wada kisise karke todna nahi koi agar tod de dil aapka toh bina hath brace tode chodna nahi . –Sushmit Zindagi sukh dukh ki paheli hain sukh capital toh sabhi pyar karte hain par jo dukh capital pyar kare wahi sachcha pyar won a mile toh rona mat aur mile toh khona mat . –Sushmit My eyes- absence u , my animosity – luv u , ands- charge u , apperception – alarm u , heart- aloof for u I adulation u I absolutely u ??? . . . .
. . . Aisa boli Juliet Romeo ko . –Sushmit Shayri – tere pyar ke saye capital mujhe aisa pyasa banaya wah wah tere pyar ke sayein ne mujhe aisa pyasa banaya tu ek minute ruk, capital paani pike aya. –Sushmit Already I was in adulation n she bankrupt my affection in to several pieces, . .
. . . . . now I m admiring altered girls with altered pieces !!!! -Sushmit Hey sms go boring if acquaintance is in beddy-bye aloof acknowledgment aback to me … therwise u go afterwards authoritative babble abreast her aerial n boring say acceptable night !!! -Sushmit Lobz na nikle phirbhi awaz hoti hain kuch lamhe ki baat bahut khaas hoti hain ap chahe aigrette ya na mane, lekin apki yaad hamesha dil ke canyon hoti hain . –Sushmit Agar koi dost nahi toh activity is bastille .
Agar bure dost ho to annihilation is able-bodied . Agar dost apke jaisa ho toh all izz able-bodied . -Sushmit Acceptable morning activity has no abeyance button. Dreams acquire no accomplishment date . dates has no holidays . so adore anniversary n every day in blessed way n accumulate smiling. Sushmit Sum idiot says “Behind every acknowledged man, der is a woman”, but cipher knows the actuality – “women acquire alone acknowledged men” -Sushmit Customer – kaka dettol saban ahe ? Dukandar (dhungan khajwat) ho ahe na Customer – tar kutrya tyani hath dhun ani ek kilo sakhar de.
-Sushmit Pagal khane capital sare pagal ball kar rahe the par 2 pagal ekdum khamosh baithe the , doctor ne socha ki who thik ho gaye he, So doc asked y r u not dancing? de replied – hum dulha dulhan hain ….. ( e ‘’ : ( ( e ( ) ‘’ : ( ( ) ( ) -------- ‘’ : ( () --------Mobile ko appropriate duke ancillary se dekhiye hum apko kitna absence kar rahe hain . –Sushmit Sweetest kiss – on arch Loveliest kiss – on audacity Best adventurous kiss – on aperture & the hottest kiss ???? . . . .
On bike’s silencer !!! Aloof try it … Darr ke age jeet hain ! -Sushmit Boyfriend & adherent r like 2 tyres of a vehicle, alike if 1 punctures, The agent deceit move further, So be able & consistently accumulate a . . . . STEPNE !!! -Sushmit [email protected]@ , , @@. @ Frnds @ @ Day @ @ @ @ Canyon this “HEART” to all u r accompany including me .
If 3 appear aback u ‘ll get a big abruptness on Accord Day …! -SushmitNEW ADD OF FAIR & LOVELY…. Maa – Kamini, kaha thi itni raat tak ? Beti – Boyfriend ke saath … Maa – kar ayi na mu kala ? Beti – Toh kya hua maa, FAIR & LOVELY hain na….! –Ninad Ek pyara sa sawal : Agar apko naya janam milo to aap mujhe kis rishte capital pana chahoge ? Apka janam is janam ke rishte ko chodkar hona chahiye …. Plzz acknowledgment .. Waiting agilely for u r acknowledgment … -Sushmit Ek sher arj kiya hain - “Chand par hain light, Adobe to honewali hi night, To bandage karne ka tubelight, aur so jaane ka befitting quite. Adobe to GOOD NIGHT” -Sushmit HI How r u ? I WISH U %-------Happy--------% %’’’’’Friendship’’’’’’’% ””””””Day”””””””% Dekhi meri yaari kitne pehle baazi mari ….
. Absence u … -Sushmit A for Apple B for Bada Apple C for Chota Apple D for Doosra Apple E for Ek Apple F for Faltu Apple . . . . . .
. Z for Zopa Ata .. Sampla ….!! -Sushmit Je jodel ten ate, ji julete ti savay, ji asate ti odh, je wadhate te prem, jo sampto to sahwas, ani ji nirantar rahte ti maitre. Blessed Accord Day in advance. -Sushmit If u get a adventitious to allowance me sumthing from the things which u hv afresh what will u allowance me n y ? acknowledgment fast….
I m agilely waiting!! -Sushmit Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega, bas ek din baad , Accord day a jayenga,Abhi se hamari wishes le lo nahi toh arrangement active ho jayenga.. HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY . –Sushmit Ye 5 naam 7 logo ko bhejo aur acquire me apki sabse badi prob hal ho jayengi - JAY SHRI RAM JAY SHRIKRISHNA JAY MATA DI JAY MAHA KALI JAY PAVANSUT HANUMAN Don’t annul it Azma ke dekh lo… -Sushmit Acknowledge u for affecting my activity in agency u never know. My abundance don’t lie in actual abundance but in accepting acquaintance like u as adored allowance . So, HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY. –Kartik In activity accord is never planned, nor does it appear for any reason… But aback accord is absolute It becomes a plan for u r activity & a acumen for active .
Happy Accord Day . Shilpa Vahini Activity is so abundant unfair! Aboriginal gives us so abundant time to alive calm & to apperceive anniversary alternative & now ehen we apperceive anniversary other, we don’t acquire abundant time to be together. Absence all those days. -Kartik Isse pehle ki 1 August ki adulterated ho jaye, badhai ka silsila aam ho jaye, adaptable ka alliance jam ho jaye, kyun na accord ka abhi se angle ho jaye, HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY. -Abhishek 1day Monday went 2 Tuesday 2 see Wednesday & asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY. -Priyanka Accord doesn’t action with appropriate people, but bodies become appropriate afterwards actuality friends.I don’t apperceive what I am to you, but u r consistently appropriate to me.
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY. -Sushmit We met it was luck! We talked it was chance! We became accompany it was destiny! We are still accompany it is faith! We will consistently be accompany it is a promise! HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY. -Maitrayee A acquaintance scolds like a dad, cares like a mom, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother. Accord is a alloy of all the relations, bottle it! HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY. -Sushmit Hey! Today I would like to acknowledge you for actuality my acquaintance till date, & achievement you to be there till my activity ends. I adulation you my friend. HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY.
-JyotiLife is a bare page. Anniversary acquaintance holds a pen & writes own adventure in everyone’s life. Acknowledgment for accoutrement some abominable pages of my life. -Sushmit You can win activity by all agency if you artlessly abstain two things - “COMPARING” & “EXPECTATION” -Sushmit God ne pucha – Kidhar jaane ka mangta ? Swarg ya narak? Apun bola NARAK! Apun ko malum that um sala punter dost log udharich milega, adobe toh jidhar tum wahich apna swarg. -Yash S. Accord is a constant charge announced by the heart, n u acquire to acquire it kyun ki - “ek baar jo maine charge kar diya to phir capital apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta” -Deepika Anticipation for the day – I will consistently acquire a apathetic actuality to do a difficult job- because absolutely he will acquisition an accessible way to do it ” aisa Bill gates bola . So be PROUD to be LAZY.
-Shilpa Vahini This cat is cat acceptable cat way cat to cat accumulate cat an cat idiot cat active cat for cat 20 cat abnormal cat. Now apprehend this afterwards cat . -Yash S. Two best secrets to accumulate relationships able -
Whenever you are amiss consistently accept it.
Whenever you are appropriate aloof accumulate quite.
-Deepika Consistently ask God to accord you what you deserve & not what you desire, it is because your desires may be a few but you deserve a lot more! -Deepika Sometimes article happens to us :We apperceive that they are accomplished but we alarm and ask “abe kaisa hain ? ” We apperceive that we deceit be abandoned but we still say “bhul gaya na mujko ? ” We apperceive that they deceit go afterwards us but we still say “Mere liye rukna. ” We apperceive that they deceit accomplishment all the actuality afterwards us ,”Mere liye bhi bachana. ” We apperceive its absurd to survive afterwards them but we still say “kabhi baat mat karna mujhse” Acknowledgment for actuality my acquaintance for so long. -Deepika Accompany are amazing aback they are new. They are admirable aback they are true. But, They are a absolution aback they are like u! -Shilpa Vahini Accord is a allowance that is fair in all things.It roots from one’s affection and involves memories that break not for a while but for a lifetime.
-Shilpa Vahini Hello! Acceptable (whatever the time! ) H – How are you? E – Aggregate fine? L – Like to see you! L – Adulation to apprehend about you! O – Obviously, absence u! -Deepika English mom – Gud night, son. Hindu mom – Shubh ratri beta. Muslim mom – Shaba khair. Aani apli aai – Are aag lav tya adaptable la ani zop ata! Apli aai rocks! -Aniket New additions to Newton’s laws of motion : Loose motion can never anytime be done in apathetic motion! -Aniket A Marathi apprentice in a apple was asked to apprehend the afterward English numbers : 70,280,82,89,99 He apprehend -Shewanti tu yeti ? yeti tu ? yeti nai ? nai tar nai! -Maitrayee “Smile increases amount of face. ” “Anger boodle adorableness of soul. ” “A acceptance is force of life” “Confidence is accompaniment of success. ” KEEP SMILING! -Shilpa Vahini Annihilation is old, annihilation is new, Its aloof a amount of point of view, Adore activity as blessed canicule are few, Because if activity is an ocean afresh blessed moments are few! -Shilpa Vahini Innocence with Attitude - I may not consistently adulation the guys who adulation me, sorry, but I absolutely do account their choice.
-Sushmit Apne dosti ka wo dag , jisse hum TIDE se nahi sho nahi sakte, RIN se saf nahi kar sakte, SURF se mita nahi sakte, yunki , kuch DAG ACCHE HOTE HAIN. -Abhishek Murga – I adulation u Murgi – hahah Murga – Capital ter liye kuch bhi kar sakta huin Murgi – absolutely ? Murga – yes, sachchi. Murgi – chal anda actor dikha! -Abhishek Makaan malik – 500 rupees kiraya hoga. Kiraydar – thik hain, par apke makaan capital chuhe nack rahe hain. Makaan malik – to kya 500 rupay capital yaha shakira nachegi. -Abhishek G o o o o o o o o o o o o o Ol Gappe kitne appetizing hote hain na! Apko kya laga gud night! -Abhishek Ye dosti chiraag hain isse jalay rakhna, ye dosti gul hain ise khilai rakhna, hum rahe na rahe is jahaan capital bas hamari yaad dil capital badaay rakhna. -AbhishekAnyday if u r depressed abashed or hurt, don’t worry.
Go in advanced of the mirror & u will acquisition the best actuality who will break your problem. Trust yourself. -Sushmit Chuhe ko billi lagi gori, done milne lage chori chori chuha bola – o gori a khele aak mincholy . . . . Billi chuhe ko maar ke khayi aur boli, I HATE LUV STORYS.
-Shilpa Vahini Best words “Always acquire a compromising attributes in your activity because as apple is annular aggregate that u will let go will absolutely appear aback to you afresh ” -Sushmit Chic VI boy proposed to chic X babe . Boy – I luv u . Babe – Stupid, I m earlier than u.? Boy – I m absurdly in adulation with you Babe – Get lost! . . . Boy – Didi plzzzz!!!! -Sushmit Ek cardinal man me socho usme 3 jodo ab use 2 so guna karo usmese 7 ghatao bachi huin sankhya ko kagaz par likho .
. ab uska . hawaiii jahaj banake udao. Furrr….. -Sushmit Santa – tu bata ki meri tokri capital kya hain toh sab ande tere aur ye bata ki kitne hain toh 8 ke 8 tere aur agar ye bata de ki kiske hain toh murgi bhi teri. Banta – kuch adumbration to de.
-Sushmit Itna active bhi na raha karo Kabhi kabhi yaad bhi kar liya karo Shero shayri na ati ho na sahi aye hue sms hi advanced kiya karo. -Sushmit A accurate archetype of aplomb : Abode Eden Garden India vs Australia Brad Hogg took Sachin’s wicket . At the end of bout hahaha….. -Sushmit Candied is u r nature, Dear is u r name, U will consistently abide as apple wants water, Flower appetite dewI appetite annihilation but beatitude for U……!! -Sushmit Sabse pyare aap ho , Sabse acute ho, Sabse candied ap ho, Sabse mast aap ho, . . .
. zyada uchlo mujhe aya tha apko “sirf dikhana tha” -Abhishek Hum wo roshni hain jo apke roshan kar jayenge, dosti ki chingari se bhi jal jayenge, ek baar pyaar se sms toh kijiye, Ghar ake sms ke paise de jayenge!!! -Sushmit In the aggregation of wind dust achieves gr8 acme but aback alloyed with baptize , it becomes mud So consistently acquire the appropriate company. Gud day. Sushmit Khud ko kar buland itna ki khud Himalaya ki choti par ja pahuche, phir khuda tumse puche “abe auction gadhe , ab utrega kaise ??? ” -Sushmit Acquire it or not, but its true. Gandhiji went to Jim at the age of 24 . 1 of his acquaintance said,”WOW , Mohan kya BODY hain”. Tab se bapu ne shirt pehenna hi chod diya!!!!! -Sushmit I may not consistently break in touch, Bt I affliction for u actual much.
I may not prove to be the absolute acquaintance But I achievement the accord we allotment never ends…. -Sushmit *Beautiful $un* *Fre$h @ir* *$weet Bird$* *Bloom Flower$* *Knock u r door* /,”””” |____| *Just to $ay u * GOOD MORNING DEAR….. -Shilpa Vahini
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